4. Terminology

   Admission Control
      The caring investigative arm of the IMM.

   Doom
      Port 666.  Need we say more?

   ECMP
      What is this?  Some kind of Communism?

   Money
      The root of all evil.

   MPLS
      What is with this "layer two-and-a-half" nonsense?  The world is
      flat, just accept the fact.

   Packet Switching
      Sounds like fraud to me.

   Path
      The route of all LSPs.

   Policy Control
      The administrative arm of the IMM.

   Random Walk
      Substance abuse is to be avoided.

   Rendezvous Point
      Poorly lit street corner.  Not to be confused with the root of all
      multicast.

   Standard Body
      What we should all strive for.

   Strawberry Ice Cream
      Something that wills the void between rational discussion and
      all-out thermo nuclear war [SCREAM].